Fruit Salad T-Shirts

Beer is made with barley and hops, both of those things are plants..... plants go in salad... THEREFORE BEER IS SALAD. Get a laugh and enjoy a pint with this funny beer shirt perfect for Oktoberfest, a night out at the bar, homebrewing, enjoying craft beer, or just everyday beer appreciation!

Beer is made with barley and hops, both of those things are plants..... plants go in salad... THEREFORE BEER IS SALAD. Get a laugh and enjoy a pint with this funny beer shirt perfect for Oktoberfest, a night out at the bar, homebrewing, enjoying craft beer, or just everyday beer appreciation!

Beer is made with barley and hops, both of those things are plants..... plants go in salad... THEREFORE BEER IS SALAD. Get a laugh and enjoy a pint with this funny beer shirt perfect for Oktoberfest, a night out at the bar, homebrewing, enjoying craft beer, or just everyday beer appreciation!

Skip the salad bar and head straight for the vending machines. It combines all of your veggies and compresses it into a single bar! It's the promise of the modern world. Wear this ironic food shirt and jump headlong into the welcoming chocolate abyss.

Skip the salad bar and head straight for the vending machines. It combines all of your veggies and compresses it into a single bar! It's the promise of the modern world. Wear this ironic food shirt and jump headlong into the welcoming chocolate abyss.

Skip the salad bar and head straight for the vending machines. It combines all of your veggies and compresses it into a single bar! It's the promise of the modern world. Wear this ironic food shirt and jump headlong into the welcoming chocolate abyss.

Call out anyone who tried to do the dirty in front of your salad with this funny and very NSFW meme about sex and salads! Have a laugh with your friends while you rock this funny, gay porn, parody, NSFW right in front of my salad meme shirt!

Nipple salads, nipple salads NIPPLE SALADS! Sharpen your ax and get ready to harvest some nipples with the one and only conductor of the poop train.

Nipple salads, nipple salads NIPPLE SALADS! Sharpen your ax and get ready to harvest some nipples with the one and only conductor of the poop train.

I want a salad with croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce and cheese. Ok I want a pizza. Forget being healthy, and fit, let's just have delicious, yummy, cheesy pizza.

I workout because salads are boring and diets suck! If you love food and love to keep your figure, this sassy workout design is great for getting laughs at the gym! Tell it like it is with this funny fitness design!

I workout because salads are boring and diets suck! If you love food and love to keep your figure, this sassy workout design is great for getting laughs at the gym! Tell it like it is with this funny fitness design!

It was a run-by fruiting! Show that you too would pelt Stu in the head with a lime with this funny 90's movie quote design.

It was a run-by fruiting! Show that you too would pelt Stu in the head with a lime with this funny 90's movie quote design.

No one want's to hear about your diet. Just sit in the corner with your lettuce and be sad. Let your pizza addiction take over with this design featuring the phrase "Pizza Forever Salad Never.

No one want's to hear about your diet. Just sit in the corner with your lettuce and be sad. Let your pizza addiction take over with this design featuring the phrase "Pizza Forever Salad Never.

No one want's to hear about your diet. Just sit in the corner with your lettuce and be sad. Let your pizza addiction take over with this design featuring the phrase "Pizza Forever Salad Never.

Tide pods, the forbidden fruit. They make look delicious, and cute and squishy and colorful but to actually eat them is forbidden! Show your love for memes, and tide pods with this funny tumblr shirt. ( Disclaimer : Please do not actually eat tide pods they are for cleaning not eating and dangerous to consume).

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Leading the way in mankind's technological advancement. Show your support for out new Location in Los Santos with one of our commemorative shirts!

BIG fan of this Guy's Salads Julius Caesar. Show your love of history and leafy vegetables with this funny Caesar salad inspired design.

BIG fan of this Guy's Salads Julius Caesar. Show your love of history and leafy vegetables with this funny Caesar salad inspired design.

They might tell you that salad is healthy and good for you but there is one thing you know for sure, that is that you can't spell salad without sad. Who wants to eat food that bums them out?

They might tell you that salad is healthy and good for you but there is one thing you know for sure, that is that you can't spell salad without sad. Who wants to eat food that bums them out?

Nothing is sadder than going to a fast food restaurant with your friends and ordering a damn salad. Don't do that to yourself, honey. Carpe some diem at brunch with this shirt!

Nothing is sadder than going to a fast food restaurant with your friends and ordering a damn salad. Don't do that to yourself, honey. Carpe some diem at brunch with this shirt!

Looking for a fun and playful way to make a bold statement? Try out our Right In Front of My Salad White Print tee! This NSFW meme turned fashion statement brings the perfect blend of humor and quirkiness to your wardrobe. With its tongue-in-cheek nod to the viral Internet sensation, this shirt is perfect for anyone who wants to call out the absurdities of modern life with a touch of sass. Whether you're wearing it out with friends or just lounging at home, this shirt is perfect for those who want to show off their unique sense of style. So why not embrace your inner meme master and add the Right In Front of My Salad White Print tee to your collection today? You won't regret it!

Fruit doesn't Judge. Fruit just listens. Show your love for nonjudgmental sustenance with this fruit bowl inspired design.

Fruit doesn't Judge. Fruit just listens. Show your love for nonjudgmental sustenance with this fruit bowl inspired design.

Let them eat cake! F*** salads! I want chocolate, vanilla, red velvet, frosting, icing, cherries, strawberries and all that sweet sweet cake. I'd rather be fat and happy than thin and miserable because all I get to eat is some tasteless celery and wilted lettuce. Desserts are the superior food group.